i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
only you would photoshop your dick
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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