Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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