is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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