At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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