im drinking this country out of the recession.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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