have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
