I wish I only lived at night.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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