I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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