In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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