So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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