Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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