I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
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