Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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