He is such a slut. More and more my type.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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