I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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