If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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