yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
