i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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