Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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