her vagine was all disorganized.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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