I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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