And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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