great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Alive.
So much puke
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Randomize