I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I am available for nakedness
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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