How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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