Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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