I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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