he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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