you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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