Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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