It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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