can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
