If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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