i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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