WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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