so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
