Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
