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btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Dignity is for republicans.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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