Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I would fuck him just for his dog
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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