no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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