talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Randomize
