I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Randomize
