Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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