You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Will exercising make me less horny?
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