It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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