I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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