Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
bring money and cleavage
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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