For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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