FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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