okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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