its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
