Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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