I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I feel great
I just peed on a car
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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