Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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