Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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