At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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